My week is never complete without a random bot trying to get into my pants on Skype. It amuses me to see how unsophisticated they really are and I often have a "Chat" with them. You never know, the guy who writes the scripts for the bot may actually go through a few and read them.
Here's the transcript from this mornings bit of fun:
[07:57:24] pink.chapstick93: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[10:55:03] BeakZ: Why?
[10:55:33] pink.chapstick93: Yay someone to speak to :) !! how r you?
[10:55:44] BeakZ: Do I know you?
[10:56:14] pink.chapstick93: I'm awesome thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the online members search :) what u up to?
[10:56:31] BeakZ: Oh god here we go again. Another sex-bot selling services
[10:56:49] pink.chapstick93: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
[10:57:07] BeakZ: Oh the standard "What is a bot?" Bot reply
[10:57:39] pink.chapstick93: I'm not too into exchanging pics .. I'd much rather see each other, you can see the real thing on my cam... u want to?
[10:58:42] BeakZ: Go on then, send me a link to the high-priced service that will infect my PC with malware and charge me a lot of money to see some not very nice naked women
[10:59:00] pink.chapstick93: you forgot it? lol its http://KpSWJtNz.invitealerts.com
[10:59:33] BeakZ: Forgot it? I've never "spoken" to you before. Whoever programmed this bot needs to get their script sorted out
[11:00:02] pink.chapstick93: Click http://TnAZ8ENt2i.invitealerts.com it's a more secure site with my videocam u will have to verify your age so I'm not showing my boobies to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its 100% FREE and its alot of fun once u get in ;)
[11:01:24] BeakZ: 100% free apart from the credit card details your company will then use to make fraudlent transactions, hoping that the unsuspecting persons giving their details won't go to the Police because they're embarrased to say "I put my details into a porn website". I hope the bot owner is reading this
[11:01:54] pink.chapstick93: hahaha! call em! and tell them you are reporting a felony... YOUR HAIRSTYLE!! You might wanna get that looked at!
[11:02:46] BeakZ: Oh wow, an insult from a bot, I'm going to be so depressed for the rest of the day! I'm glad they scripted a "Police" response into your code
[11:03:10] pink.chapstick93: make sure you acccept Invite on the left, click it k?
[11:03:18] BeakZ: Ok done
[11:03:48] pink.chapstick93: ok, fill out your information, first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day ok?
[11:04:24 | Edited 11:04:30] BeakZ: Ok, done that
[11:04:53] pink.chapstick93: Credit card is just to verify your age hun, your card will NOT be charged just verified see where it says that? like i said it's FREE... cant show pussy and privates to minors..you know? ;)
[11:05:12] BeakZ: Ah you mean I can't do this if I'm 12?
[11:05:32] pink.chapstick93: I'm oncam waiting for you.
[11:05:46] BeakZ: But I'm only 12, how can I see?
[11:05:58] pink.chapstick93: u in??
[11:06:04] BeakZ: Oh yeah baby
[11:06:18] BeakZ: All the way in, mmm good